This is How You DON'T Play Cyberpunk 2077 The Squiddo Cut



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Hey all, you have seen the collab cut last year, you’ve seen the Joster cut earlier this year, now it is the Squiddo Cut of TiHYDP Cyberpunk 2077.

Night City, a city of opportunity, where legends are made and mercs are hired to protect the citizens from violent gangs and corrupt corporations. However, there would be a new kid in town, a Corpo-Streetkid who would end up ruining it all for everyone associated with him, Philip ‘P’ Burnell. After arriving in Night City, ‘P’ will find out that life in Night City is not all sunshine, rainbows, Walking Sims, Bug-Snack Creatures and Hulk Hogan Pulls and would find out how hard it is to live life in the cybernetic, dystopian future. ‘P’ teams up with another mercenary, Jackie Welles, a local fixer, Howard DeShawn and Netrunner, T-Bug to steal a valuable relic from the over-influential CT-Khandosaka corporation, the Goutchip. However, after a heist gone wrong where Yorinobu Arasaka commits Parricide by strangling his father, Saburo and Jackie Welles being morally wounded while escaping CT-Khandosaka Tower. After being betrayed by DeShawn and shot in the head, the Goutchip that ‘P’ inserted in his neurological system activates and reveals a engram of the biggest Night City legend, Johnny Silver-Rambo. Now it is a race against time to remove Johnny’s engram and the Goutchip from his brain and his refund to play a game that’s well known for having a disastrous launch (but over time, the game has gotten better since Phil completed this game) as well as riding the clout hate train for pity bucks from his uneducated brainwashed wheelchair army, comparing this game to others (notably Borderlands), whining and soiling his diapers over the game’s adult content and blaspheming the lord and saviour himself, Keanu Reeves. Hope you guys enjoyed and understand why this playthrough has been a total headache to go through (I know how Joster felt seeing Phil being a total gonk in this game).

Chapters:
0:00:00 Intro/Prologue – BeggGINnings in Night City.
0:18:16 Chapter 1 – Corpo-Roach for Hire.
0:45:44 Chapter 2 – Johnny Silver-Rambo: Legend of Night City.
1:08:58 Chapter 3 – ‘P’s’ Uncomfortable Adultery Quest!
1:37:28 Chapter 4 – The Mad, Bad Goutlands!
2:13:02 Chapter 5 – Mystery of the Pigroach Farm.
2:40:49 Chapter 6 – A Soyboy Mangina’s Worst Nightmare!
2:58:31 Chapter 7 – Awaiting Muh Inevitable ‘Wolverine Refund’.
3:38:23 Chapter 8 – Selling the Soul to the Corpo!
4:02:05 Epilogue and Credits

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Here is the collab cut:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTsXrSDwax8

Also, check out my fellow choombas who were also responsible for the TiHYDP collab cut:

Joster Plays’ channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClI2kQrgffLFzCL7JooUd8A
Joster’s Cut of Cyberpunk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBH6EsyGgwI

DragonSlayer Productions’ channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/DragonSlayerVlogs

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2 thoughts on “This is How You DON'T Play Cyberpunk 2077 The Squiddo Cut”

  1. And absolutely shocking no-one, pig boy proves how much of an absolute failure he is, as he acurately makes the same decisions that screwed him irl, in this game. On top of just jumping on the hate train for this game, just so he can have an easy scapegoat for his ineptitude. SMH!

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