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music/sound effects from launch version, most have since changed.
Timestamps
00:00 Just Ads Bumper
00:11 Caliente
00:19 Naranjita
00:27 Sojasil
00:35 Thrud
00:43 Vargas
00:51 Tiancha v1
00:59 Tiancha v2
01:07 Tiancha v3
01:15 Foreign Body
01:23 Milfgaard
01:34 Mr. Stud
01:43 Real Water
01:53 Techtronika
02:03 Chromanticore
02:14 Mr Whitey
02:25 Nicola
02:36 Orgiatic
02:47 Slaughter House
02:58 Watson Whore
03:09 Burito XXL
03:21 DTR
03:33 Us Cracks
03:45 Moonchies
03:57 RCS
04:09 Biotechnica
04:23 Body Implants
04:38 Speed Loans
04:53 Wet Dream
05:08 EJI
05:25 KT Henry
05:41 All World Insurance
05:59 All Foods Meat
06:17 All Foods Veggie
06:35 Budget Arms
Ripped from game files
took ages to find the audio lol
ordered by time as that made it easier to find the audio
thanks to https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/comments/ktbp7o/some_repetitive_sound_effects_that_annoyed_the/gis773h/ for the opuspak fix
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Yay, I wrote the music and did the sound design for these 🙂
I really like this games take on corporatism, especially advertising. Almost no matter where you go in the game you're going to probably see one of these adds unless you drive out into the middle of the desert. I remember after taking out a whole thermal plant of thugs, and hearing in the distance the nicola commercial and looking around realizing even in there there was tv screens playing adds and vending machines for the products being advertised.
What gets me is just how pervasive they are, replaying the game now with PL being out and the 2.0 update you realize how inundated the city is with ads. And the dystopian feeling of killing random dudes as some ad for Milfguard or random Arasaka or Militech propaganda is blasting in the background. Or the real water ad. What a fucked up world, I feel like advertising in the real world has gotten just as bad with every inch of everywhere slapped with random shit telling you to buy or consume.
ooooooooooooOOOOOORGIATIC!!!
These adverts hit me a lot harder as I sit here, eating a cup of microwave noodles. 🍜
Man I wish real life ads were as creative and fun as these
this shit is addictive
2:59 did…did watson whore just lick the dirty toilet rim? Who tf enjoys licking old smelly piss and pubic hair? I mean if someone does no kink shaming, but I haven't met anyone so genuinely wondering if anyone likes that
1:23 and I have had asked myself, WHY DO ELEVATORS MOAN RANDOMLY IN CYBERPUNK???
Viendo los comerciales creo que poco a poco ya se están volviendo asi los nuestros jajaja
You know what is funny? Those ads are supposed to be made in a futuristic society so technologically advanced they are blending the limit between humans and computers. Yet, their quality is beyond horrible. Terrible visuals, terrible packaging, debilitating slogans.. it's like a Midjourney fever dream. And it probably is.
Because this world is ran by corporate greed, because art has become an undesirable expense and artists a troublesome minority, because it's cheaper to brainwash the masses than to raise the standard, because ultraconsumerism is sustained through mass renewal and constant advertisement. These ads tell the entire setup better than a 1 hour long monolog. That is storytelling.
Crazy, but very believable how hyper-sexualised all the ads are….If corps were able to get away with it in our world, you bet they would.
Cyberpunk commercials remind me of 2000s Russians trash commercials with same style and sounds. Especially first ones
Milfguard is the reason the headphones stay on
most of the commercials are disturbing
I swear some of these ads have some audio mixing quirk where no matter where you are, you WILL hear their jingle. It’s a great detail.
Man i hate the moaning one so much 😂 always happens when im playing on speaker with family around.
1:26 my game whenever someone comes to my room for some reason
"your neighbor already called" that's brilliant marketing
these ads the next level
Still waiting for Watson whore
Still less intrusive and less annoying than Youtube ads.
Do you hate your meat ?
У меня ощущение что они создавали этот канал специально для накуренных сидишь и залипаешь. Иного объяснения я не вижу.
This is what happens when you replace ad agencies with AI.
Niiicola ! Taste the love !
2:26 I like this😅
These capture NC so well. It is a pretty decent representation of what happens when all the rules and laws for ads fall away. They are unhinged, using sex appeal is effective, false advertising is fine