This is how you DON'T play Cyberpunk 2077: The Joster Cut



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Check out how REALLY angry I got while editing for the collab

Features a new intro, new outro (which is a continuation of the collab’s intro), exclusively the footage I’ve edited for the collab, and even more anger.

In 2077, what makes someone a detractor? Getting pissed.

Welcome to Night City, where a stray bullet could end your life while hailing a cab. If you got the cojones and you know how to use ’em, you can do damn near anything. Unless you’re this insufferable, joyless, gonk, apathetic waste of space.

Phil ‘P’ Burnell, a corpo posing as a streetkid, rises to the top and sinks back to the earth’s core as a mercenary-for-hire in Night City. After a heist gone wrong, he finds himself dead in a junkyard with an engram of Our Lord & Savior Keanu Reeves. Now, he’s on a race against time for his life (and his refund) to get rid of the Relic before it kills him… if Joster Plays doesn’t first. He will bitch and moan through side quests, refuse to immerse himself into the game, bug-hunt for clout, detest the concept of romance in video games because “muh marriage”, ride his maturity high horse through the game’s cardinal sin of being an M-Rated game, praise another CDPR game that he equally trashed, and use the disastrous launch of an otherwise enjoyably good game to excuse the scrubby piece of shit human being that he is.

00:00:00 Intro/Prologue
00:06:00 Chapter 1: The Corpo Streetkid
01:11:52 Chapter 2: The Borderlands of Night City
01:47:53 Chapter 3: The Married Man
02:36:38 Chapter 4: The Prelude to Agony
03:29:36 Chapter 5: The Devil
04:57:37 Epilogue: “…Will Never Fade Away”

Link to the collab:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTsXrSDwax8

Link to my original footage for the collab:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0uZX1eyn-CTis3JXzpyUhhvtYoyReRd6

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18 thoughts on “This is how you DON'T play Cyberpunk 2077: The Joster Cut”

  1. You keep blowing us away. Knowing this was a 5 hour tihydp, it didn't drag on. It felt like a 2-3 hour video. I really enjoyed and hope to see your doom eternal highlights of DanteCrysis. I can only imagine what you can do with someone that has better skill at games

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  2. Brother, before watching the vid I thought to myself “hm never seen this guy’s edits before, hope he didnt fuck it up” . Oh man, 14 min in , i’m in tears . Big ups, reel tawk

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