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Recorded this is 2560×1440 so maybe youtube will make that an option once everything is fully processed, but for now 1080p it is. Anyway, thanks for watching choomba!
I was just driving along looking for quest markers on the map (as I've been told that's a great way to make cash) when I hear screaming next to my car. I look out the window and see a guy begging for help. I get out, thinking "well, this should be interesting," when I realize… I know that voice. JESSE COX???!!! HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE IN THIS GAME!!! WOW!!!
As a true fan, I of course decide to help out, and drive you to a doc. Problem is, right outside the clinic are a gang of punks harassing a homeless guy, so I figure I'll take care of them while I wait for you to get patched up. Wanting to be efficient, I decide to chuck a grenade near the edge of the group, thinking the victim-hobo should be out of the blast radius. NOPE!!! He dies, they *don't*, and because I killed a civilian the cops immediately arrive, and I proceed to GET MY SORRY CYBER-ASS STOMPED INTO HAMBURGER IN THE WORST WAY in the crossfire between the cops and the punks!!!
Just so you know, this is the LAST time I ever help you and your sorry faulty-implant-ass in a game, EVER again!!!! XD
Jokes aside, finding you in-game was probably the best surprise of this year. Kudos for landing that gig.
"I'm gonna loot everything!" Me who explored and looted the entirety of the Arasaka building in the intro, getting several little lore chips and a stress ball and a buncha other stuff: "You're getting out of practice old man"
oh please please PLEEEEEASE finish this full game! please, i will love you if you do that! also, i have literally nothing to do with Covid-19 in my house. mom has it, gotta take a test in 3 days with dad to see if we have it too. so i got nothing to do.
This game was extremely saddening for me. Has me balling my eyes out (literally). The look on V's face. The music. Too long of a wait just to get hit with a mind fuck like that. Depressing shit…
Guys, strap in for this one is going to be long, and i mean looooong long. Oh long johnson long. That long. It took me 18 hours to get to Act 2 and i didn't even do all the side jobs. Considering that as of now (December 13) Jesse is on episode 4 and haven't even do the acquiring flathead robot mission, Expect not meting Keanu Reaves until at least episode 20. This one is going to take a while.
its pretty pathetic how broken the game is after 8 years of dev and the slogan CDPR popularized their selves, "we'll release it when its finished." lmao. ill buy CP2077 when its on sale for $15 like i did with the Witcher 3.
Recorded this is 2560×1440 so maybe youtube will make that an option once everything is fully processed, but for now 1080p it is. Anyway, thanks for watching choomba!
OMG JESSE, I JUST RAN INTO YOU IN THE GAME!!!
I was just driving along looking for quest markers on the map (as I've been told that's a great way to make cash) when I hear screaming next to my car. I look out the window and see a guy begging for help. I get out, thinking "well, this should be interesting," when I realize… I know that voice. JESSE COX???!!! HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE IN THIS GAME!!! WOW!!!
As a true fan, I of course decide to help out, and drive you to a doc. Problem is, right outside the clinic are a gang of punks harassing a homeless guy, so I figure I'll take care of them while I wait for you to get patched up. Wanting to be efficient, I decide to chuck a grenade near the edge of the group, thinking the victim-hobo should be out of the blast radius. NOPE!!! He dies, they *don't*, and because I killed a civilian the cops immediately arrive, and I proceed to GET MY SORRY CYBER-ASS STOMPED INTO HAMBURGER IN THE WORST WAY in the crossfire between the cops and the punks!!!
Just so you know, this is the LAST time I ever help you and your sorry faulty-implant-ass in a game, EVER again!!!! XD
Jokes aside, finding you in-game was probably the best surprise of this year. Kudos for landing that gig.
We're in a timeline where Jesse didn't censor the nipples, 2020 is truly crazy.
Oh god you’re outro goes so well with the game
The voice at 36:05 kind of sounds like the androids from the frozen amusement park in Detroit: Become Human
51:33 NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
38:00 I've never laughed so hard at a loot realization in my life holy crap thank you for that Jesse you are the best
So this is an RPG right?
Guess he won't finish it due to 'corrupted' save files or 'losing the save' or something else impossible.
"I'm gonna loot everything!"
Me who explored and looted the entirety of the Arasaka building in the intro, getting several little lore chips and a stress ball and a buncha other stuff:
"You're getting out of practice old man"
Jesse, I saw your quest character in game. It was hilarious. Jesse "Cox" indeed, lol.
Loved the flaming crotch guy
53k views with almost a million subscribers? What happened, guys? Everybody tuning out now?
51:33 That trauma team member noped the fuck out at lightspeed
@ 51:30 ((CUE XFILES THEME))
Daaaaamn, glad I chose a female character. This guys voice acting is almost intolerable. XD
oh please please PLEEEEEASE finish this full game! please, i will love you if you do that! also, i have literally nothing to do with Covid-19 in my house. mom has it, gotta take a test in 3 days with dad to see if we have it too. so i got nothing to do.
Jesse's character literally has a 5head
A lot of gamers I watch are picking corpo for some reason.
"Takedowns not bound to Q. BLASPHEMY!!" – Adam Jenson 2020
So this is just Deus Ex?
"That's more than Taco Bell!" I laughed harder at that than I should have since I'm always complaining about how skimpy TB is on the meat. sksksksksk
I like grenadine in water. And a popsicle. Makeshift juice. I can't believe I'm more cheap than my parents
Wow Jesse's aim is even worse than mine 😛
This game was extremely saddening for me. Has me balling my eyes out (literally). The look on V's face. The music. Too long of a wait just to get hit with a mind fuck like that. Depressing shit…
36:05 – ARE. YOU. USERNAME OMFGCATA?? WHERE. ARE. THE GLASSES??!!
I just found Jesse in the game and it was great. Nice performance Jesse.
Is it alright not censoring this…?
Dude I’m crushing on Jackie sooo hard right now 🤣 but I’m really waiting for Keanu Reeves😍 and great gameplay as always jesse☺️
Jesse Ive been playing today and I found you in the game. All I can say is you poor bastard lol
Duh.
51:30 Ain't no one going to talk about the whole crew getting beamed back to base???
Guys, strap in for this one is going to be long, and i mean looooong long. Oh long johnson long. That long. It took me 18 hours to get to Act 2 and i didn't even do all the side jobs. Considering that as of now (December 13) Jesse is on episode 4 and haven't even do the acquiring flathead robot mission, Expect not meting Keanu Reaves until at least episode 20. This one is going to take a while.
T-Bug’s trading hall is basically the shootout hall from the Matrix
Female v corpo is way more interesting. Shes witty. Male v only works as a street kid.
you're already in the game, why'd you make a new character?!
its pretty pathetic how broken the game is after 8 years of dev and the slogan CDPR popularized their selves, "we'll release it when its finished." lmao. ill buy CP2077 when its on sale for $15 like i did with the Witcher 3.
FUCK YEAH! love this game! so excited to find you in game xD
I'm shocked is allowing so many tiddies
I was so genuinely amused when I met Jesse in-game. It was puntacular.
Thanks fer the eddies man. But maybe next time, don't go to a subpar ripperdoc choom.
LET'S GO JESSE I'M WITH YA ON THIS JOURNEY !!! and i hope you have fun with the game good sir
Tiddys
To be honest, did not expect the nudity in the playthrough.
Is it just me or does Abernathy sounds like Azula in ATLA?
The fact you are in the game makes me smile. Seriously. I couldnt stop smiling when i discovered it.
Thanks for the eddies
Is it a jesse cox playthrough though if he's not eating all the food going "HOHo so good"?
Love this playthrough so far!
I met your NPC in the game Jesse! it was amazing!
Hey Mr. Jesse! Found your character in game!!! That was rough bro hahah
At the age where Jesse's reaction to APR makes me laugh.