disappointment number one: this is not an implant you can get (along with many other costmetic cybernetics) disappointment number two: no female version (in the lore its called ms midnight)
Let me tell you, eventually, you'll want a night off. I didn't get the upgrade, but I did marry an hispanic girl 10 days after her 18th birthday (16 years younger than me, with the consent of both families), and I showed her some things, and she decided that was really good and I should do that over and over. I almost wore myself out. I did have to say, no mas, no mas. The first few times I said no to smex, it was as bizarre for me as this comment may be for you. Be careful what you wish for, you may get it!
Why ain't there a horse implant joke? "Be her stallion" with a picture of a horse or somethin, ya know? It would work so well for this company Like, c'mon, the opportunity was right there, they should've took it.
Thank you for Chippin' In Choom! Need more Judy Alvarez?
Judy Alvarez Uncensored Romance: https://youtu.be/n24h2l7ShXA
Romance music: https://youtu.be/-ygiR7ihhjI
All night. Every night.
Insert Nice Cock meme*
Future Cristiano Ronaldo…. :V
Mr. Stud unlimited semen edition
disappointment number one: this is not an implant you can get (along with many other costmetic cybernetics)
disappointment number two: no female version (in the lore its called ms midnight)
Its scary cuz he looks like ronaldo
First time I heard this I thought it said mr.stark
Be aware of malfunction or someone trying to HACK your JUNK
he looks like ronaldo
Let me tell you, eventually, you'll want a night off. I didn't get the upgrade, but I did marry an hispanic girl 10 days after her 18th birthday (16 years younger than me, with the consent of both families), and I showed her some things, and she decided that was really good and I should do that over and over. I almost wore myself out. I did have to say, no mas, no mas. The first few times I said no to smex, it was as bizarre for me as this comment may be for you. Be careful what you wish for, you may get it!
Why ain't there a horse implant joke?
"Be her stallion" with a picture of a horse or somethin, ya know?
It would work so well for this company
Like, c'mon, the opportunity was right there, they should've took it.
I wish I was on v3.0, right now I'm stuck with v1.1 😒
I wish it scanned down further…🍆
Missed opportunity to call this Mr. Chad
Still dont know what it is
Flashback to the Coomer with the malfunction knob, I can still here the motorised noises followed by his screams!
Those hands look like zombie were trying to rip and tear
Mr Blue Eyes really changed
These ads are getting out of hands
I wish there’s more cosmetic upgrades I have to much eddies from all the gigs I did
The sexualisation of men in this game…
the idea of technology being inergrated in you body like this is unsettling
Is there a single one of these that isn’t offputting af