Hah hah hah HAH! I wondered about that, could you pick him up on a bike. Did you know, there is a mod that turns the dinky little red car into a mobility scooter? Imagine turning up on THAT! XD IRL he'd have to stand on the back, with his bits smokin, leaving a trail of sparks behind as you power off at…. 5 miles an hour XD. Tho the game would probably just sit him floating in air next to you lmao, which is still funny.
My Nazare got swapped with a random car from my vehicles' list when I was doing this quest. The first time around anyway, I made sure to arrive in a car for my 2nd and my current playthroughs. I wonder if you had arrived on a bike or summoned it afterwards.
Any indian dude watching that scene can relate, coz almost everyone of us have been hit by a red leather cricket ball in the crotch, real hard….a pain so great, u can feel it in the temples of the head
I swear that was the first thing I did in that missions. Got a bike then he didn't wanna ride it coz he ain't got the balls to do so, and then I went to look for a car, but dis choom decides to make a run for it to the ripperdoc and dies like 50 meters away from his house. Best mission ever not gonna lie. Didn't even reload to fix it.
I remember I was upset at first with, at least what I felt, was a small reward for saving his (most precious) skin. Now thinking about it, I realize that he probably had to spend a lot of money at the ripperdoc. Still wish I could find him again after that.
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One of the better ones in the game tbh!
Fucking a pencil sharpener be like
ill give him a truck instead
I just figured he would die if I didn't have a car😂
Hah hah hah HAH! I wondered about that, could you pick him up on a bike. Did you know, there is a mod that turns the dinky little red car into a mobility scooter? Imagine turning up on THAT! XD IRL he'd have to stand on the back, with his bits smokin, leaving a trail of sparks behind as you power off at…. 5 miles an hour XD.
Tho the game would probably just sit him floating in air next to you lmao, which is still funny.
"It's like screwing a pencil sharpener!"
What happened to those CDPR hackers?
Burning nutsack choom was a funny one
Another one of the fun stories lmao
HAHAHAHAHA this could have been even more funny (if only there was a real horse without a saddle)
My Nazare got swapped with a random car from my vehicles' list when I was doing this quest. The first time around anyway, I made sure to arrive in a car for my 2nd and my current playthroughs. I wonder if you had arrived on a bike or summoned it afterwards.
Damn V, ain't she a merciless merc. Poor guy is not gonna last lol!
Any indian dude watching that scene can relate, coz almost everyone of us have been hit by a red leather cricket ball in the crotch, real hard….a pain so great, u can feel it in the temples of the head
Sort of unrelated, but I wish you could actually take a passenger on a bike, namely your companion character.
This is Jesse Cox, you can find him on Youtube. He is choom of Total Buiscit.
Burn pp
His contact picture in your contact book when you ring him up is probably the best part abt this questline lmao.
Truly the best character in the game, only pure respect for a choom with an IMPRESSIVE COCK on fire
I swear that was the first thing I did in that missions. Got a bike then he didn't wanna ride it coz he ain't got the balls to do so, and then I went to look for a car, but dis choom decides to make a run for it to the ripperdoc and dies like 50 meters away from his house. Best mission ever not gonna lie. Didn't even reload to fix it.
I remember I was upset at first with, at least what I felt, was a small reward for saving his (most precious) skin. Now thinking about it, I realize that he probably had to spend a lot of money at the ripperdoc. Still wish I could find him again after that.
Imagine getting to be a cameo in a highly anticipated game and this is what you get stuck with.
Lolz
I wish Jonny would have chimed in on this one. He woulda had jokes for miles.
Imagine if the idea to have implants all over your body would work and we could be in this guy's shoes
Jesse's finest character yet.
that quest is still bugged for me ever since… Jesse is not on location even tho i have the marker, when i track it i get no objective
Must hurt